Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Thursday, 16 May 2013

It's OK... #2


This is my second installment of 'It's OK...', which is a post I did a little while back that got lots of sweet comments and was also very fun to put together. So, I am spoiling you all by giving you another 'It's OK...' post right now. I know 'SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! This is amazeballs'.

It's OK...
To not be able to store all of your clothes in your room at once (a strategic combo of stored and in the wash/ironing pile rotation method), yet upon flinging your wardrobe doors open feel a sense of disappointment and an urge to visit ASOS because you just have NO clothes.
To genuinely believe that by drinking Vodka, lime & soda on a night out as a lower calorie option it will cancel out the large McDonalds meal you shove in your face at 4am later...balance?
To be out of touch with the Top 40 chart because you've had Taylor Swift's album on repeat for some time now. Thus, leading to many awkward conversations "I'm so gutted Rudimental tickets have sold out!" You: "I know I love her, I'm gutted too"...
To wear some make up to the gym. Who wants to be sweaty, pale and have eyebrows that just do not frame your face all at the same time? Pass me the mascara.
To worry about the upcoming bikini season, especially because people will realize you have the chest of Mowgli from Jungle Book (I speak for myself here).
To purchase designer sunglasses if you're from England, where with your Summer holiday included you may only see a months worth of sunshine. During that time though you will look beyond classy and cool, worth-every-penny.
To end up doubling everything in your basket when you've been buying a birthday present for your friend.
To have thought concealer lips were hot at some point "HEY! I look like I have no lips, I know you want me"
To take a 'selfie' (hate that word) every once in a while because you should be able to tell yourself that you look good today/show off a new hat/necklace/top etc.
To have long discussions with your friends/family/work colleagues etc about which celebrity you would choose to take to dinner and then bed - naughty - like you are discussing the state of the economy. It is that serious people, what if it happened? (I chose Ryan Gosling. Remember: you have to spend an entire dinner with them, so you want someone interesting. You have to tell me who you would choose in the comment section, I'm weirdly obsessed with asking everyone I meet this question).

So, that is it. Let me know if you enjoyed this post and tell me what you think is OK too! Big love guys.

Sunday, 21 April 2013

It's not OK...

Image from weheartit

I did an It's OK post a little while back that got a good response, so thought it was mighty time to do an 'It's not OK' post to moan about things that are just not OK. Let me know what you think as I may do these as a monthly feature, I know, you can't contain yourself! Let's get to it...

It's not OK...
To be in a public toilet and think "Please let that bit of liquid that's touched my bum cheek be water and not someone else's wee" who are these seat wee'ers? Stop it, stop it right now.
To refer to a breakfast as a buffet when it doesn't include croissants. Seriously, it aint no buffet without some baked goods.
To listen to someone tell you their name and then call them something different when you've just met them "Hi, I'm Katie" "Ah, nice to meet you Kate!" (I did this at uni a lot when I met people haha).
To say LOL instead of actually laugh. We've all done it, but yeah pretty sure it's not OK.
To indirectly tweet or write status's about people and then not spill the beans. Grow some balls and stop asking people to inbox you!
To abbreviate words, but actually make them longer than they were originally. I said 'what's on teev tonight?' the other day, just no.
To wear band t-shirts and not know who the band is. I don't think this is a major no no, but at least google a song or two so when questioned by someone (usually a group of lads) you don't look like a complete moron.
To wear sunglasses in doors and/or when it's raining. If your from England like myself then I know we all live in a state of despair where we long to wear sunglasses for more than one weekend in June, but you look ridiculous holding an umbrella, at night, wearing shades.
To get your phone out in the cinema. This is just a general moan of mine that I thought I would share. If you are one of these film txt-ers then I'm sorry, but we can't be friends.
To tell your friend she looks good in something when she looks terrible. This also works when they ask you if they should keep something they once made the mistake of buying. As a friend it is your duty to tell them that the striped sock like scarf they had from their emo days is never coming back into fashion.

I'll leave you with a quote from a random stranger on Saturday "The only problem with the sun coming out is a Mr.Whippy ice cream just can't handle the heat. The minute you've been given it, its melted all over your hands, its upsetting really" (we even moan in the sun here!).

Image from weheartit

Monday, 8 April 2013

It's OK...


Did Jesus really say this or is it a song? (shaky fact alert) image source here

Thought I'd mix it up a little and keep you on your toes with a new style post. Not actually that creative because these types of things are everywhere, but they always make me smile.

It's OK...
To be a 'beauty blogger', yet on many occasions only paint the toenails on the toes that can be seen through your high heels
To consider reading a few chapters of a book as having read the whole book "Oh yeah I read the first Harry Potter"
To wear underwear that doesn't match because nobody really has their life that much together
To believe that eating a salad at lunchtime makes eating an entire Easter egg when you get in from work completely acceptable
To use face wipes all the time because you know what life is too sort for the use of mini cotton wall pads all over your face
To have no idea what most the #trends on Twitter actually mean and then have to Google them
To get a new camera, leave it on the 'smart-does-everything-for-you' setting and then add 'photographer' to the wide range of skills you have on your CV (like Joey from Friends)
To still show your mum what recent purchases you made and keep convincing her that £80 for THAT much stuff is a bargain
To start waving goodbye so you don't have to hug someone, thus creating a 'wave wall'
To introduce a 'shaky fact' into a conversation and then when people question you, insist that you read it somewhere in a book because that means its obviously true...

There you go, some things that I think are OK. Add yours onto the comments and leave your blog links, so I can make sure I'm not on my own with these (awkward).

Wednesday, 31 October 2012

Happy Halloween!

I hope you all have a good one and get lots of sweet treats! 

"What's the problem with twin witches?  You never know which witch is which" Hahaha....yeah anyway here's some pictures to enjoy! (All images from weheartit)






Saved the best til last there! Love, Emmy x
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